Aliens are looking for people who want to leave Earth before the world ends on 12.21.12.
The end of the world, as predicted by the Mayans, is coming quick! There’s only 11 days until the apocalypse. The Mayans predicted that people who are in France on December 21, will survive. However, not everyone can get to France.
WWN has learned that aliens from Planet Zeeba (a friendly
neighbor just outside Neptune), are accepting applicants for The
Mothership, which will leave the planet on December 21st, but will
return on December 22nd, in case the Mayans got it wrong.
Do you want to be on The Mothership? If so, please state
your reasons in the comments section below why you should be on The
Mothership. Please be brief and pithy – Zeebans do not like long-winded
Earthlings, especially if they have to live with them on The Mothership
for the next fifty or sixty years. Mayans, however, are not allowed to
apply.
The Mothership will be able to accommodate over 5,000 people. The Zeebans would like to take as many Americans as possible (“they’re more fun!”) but people from every country on Earth are welcome.
If you are selected you will not have to go anywhere on
December 21st. The Zeebans will find you, take you into The Mothership.
So, you just sit on your couch and the Zeebans will take care of the
rest. If the world doesn’t end, the Zeebans will put you right back on
the couch.
What are the Zeebans looking for in an applicant? Well, pretty much what a lot of women are looking for in a man: someone who is kind, generous, funny, easy to get along with, sweet and has great abs.
So why do you deserve to be on The Mothership?
The end of the world, as predicted by the Mayans, is coming quick! There’s only 11 days until the apocalypse. The Mayans predicted that people who are in France on December 21, will survive. However, not everyone can get to France.
The Mothership will be able to accommodate over 5,000 people. The Zeebans would like to take as many Americans as possible (“they’re more fun!”) but people from every country on Earth are welcome.
What are the Zeebans looking for in an applicant? Well, pretty much what a lot of women are looking for in a man: someone who is kind, generous, funny, easy to get along with, sweet and has great abs.
So why do you deserve to be on The Mothership?
1 comments:
May I be selected,I wish to offer any personal Help,Aid and or Assistance,that would benifit the
survival of my fellow human kind.And Zeebans .I know you will find that I am compassionate,
kindful and a caring human soul towards others.I hold human life to being most prescious,scared
and holy.And my planet earth.We must not as human race ,allow our planet to being desecrated
raped or piliage,by negitive dark forces,nor our human race.We must save ourselves and our
planet for the sake of our future generations of our children,of our childrens ,childrens.
ryeback2011@yahoo.ca
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